Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Arrogance and album art

I would like to thank bowleserised for pointing out the almost pathological levels of self-confidence seen in the following for-real site. Click here why dontcha. (and scroll down to dating tips)

Also following on from patroclus' blog on pretty album covers I present the following for your delectation.
My local record emporium in Ballykissarse may not have Sufjan Stevens but I just bet they stock all of these.




15 comments:

patroclus said...

realdoc, your links are all shot to pieces. You must immediately hack into the control panel (er, sorry, I mean go to 'Edit Posts') and insert http:// before all of them!

realdoc said...

Ta patch

realdoc said...

Bloody thing I think I've got it now. You need to go to the site scroll down blogs to dating then scroll down to dating tips

goatman said...

Anyone who likes Franny and Zooey cannot be all bad!! Found your blog thru a sequence of links with other responders to other blogs.
Frankly, I think that the internet is neater than spherical ball bearings.
Welcome to the madness!

Peace

Tim Footman said...

I've seen that "LET ME TOUCH HIM" sleeve before, but it still makes me blow tea out of my eyes.

And those tank-tops!

tedward's missing ear said...

As for that awful woman who thinks she's hotter than 86% of all US women. Personally I think she looks like a horse. Also as I am in the position of knowing the real realdoc in the flesh I can also say that she is certainly hotter than jacqueline paisley passey horseface or whatever she's called. She also seems to have forgotten that quite a lot of people put sense of humour high up on their list of requirements in a life partner, a sense of irony is also deemed quite important for many. Sadly in these areas Ms JPPH scores nil point or 100% less than almost every other living person on the planet.

realdoc said...

Maybe some doc in america has just perfected the ironyectomy. Why anyone would want to have one I don't know but Ms. Passey obviously has.
BTW spinsterella and the great she elephant have both done quite elegant pastiches of the above mentioned mating tips which are worth a shufty

tedward's missing ear said...

Have just read my previous comment and realise that it contains far too many "alsos" apologies this is not because I am illiterate but because I keep being interrupted by my boss with pesky requests to do some work.

the whales said...

This has go me to thinking that the next time i have to go and see my doc i'm going to be a little concerned that when they're typing things at the computer they really updating their blog...

Me: Doc, it's this pain in my head / chest / side / back / foot. Agony it is.
Doc: Ok....(turns to computer)...let's just see...(begins typing)...

e4c5 said...

Interesting reading!

patroclus said...

Hmm, re-assuming my role as Unsolicited Technical Advisor, you can link directly to Jacqueline Thing's dating post by using this URL: http://jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/blog/2006/08/dating_tip_qual.html

And in general you can get the exact URL of the post you're linking to either by clicking on the thing that says 'permalink' next to the comments, or (in Blogger) by clicking on the date/timestamp of the post.

Hope that makes sense. L'appetit vient en mangeant, as someone said once, and which may or may not be relevant to what I just said (I have had some wine).

Tedward's Missing Ear said...

Ha Ha Ha on the advice of either Spinsterella or the Great She Elephant I went to the Biography section of Jackie Mackie Passey Horseface. She is a Moose!

OOps, Is that mean, I Just had an attack of the guilts damn that Irish catholic upbringing...

Molly Bloom said...

Those album covers are just the best things ever. Absolutely superb. Like Tim, I think I just spurted tea out of my eyes.

Sharon J said...

Is that woman for real? Talk about being up your own booty!

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