Thursday, December 11, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Redheads are being bred out of existence now with the dual Darwinist pressures of foreign holidays blistering their pasty carcasses and the fact that the UV lights in nightclubs make freckles go green, thus rendering their owners unshaggable.
My own titian tresses have not been passed on to my offspring (the first question after their birth was not 'Has she got the requisite number of limbs?' but 'She isn't ginger is she?') thanks to me making the unusual lifestyle choice of marrying a semi-Belgian. Perhaps in future gingers will be prized for their rarity value but I can't see it myself.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Whilst we are on the topic of technology and sex, which we sort of are, Mr realdoc has developed a crush on this 'blushing young lovely' (his words....eeeeuuugghh sounds like the person who writes the blurb on page 3 of the Sun, who I met at a party once and who wasn't quite as repellant as you may think, but I digress.)
This young lady plays a Terminator on the Sarah Connor Chronicles and Mr realdoc's admiration has led us to several discussions on whether the homicidal metal mercenaries from the future possess full working parts and whether this young lady's fandango (copyright TME) in particular would be accomodating (him) or would incorporate an impressive arsenal (weapons rather than the football team -me). So any ideas?
***UPDATE*** Fandango has made the word cloud, hurrah! Although arse has now gone.....arse, arse, arse, arse. Maybe the blog gender analyser will get my gender right now.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
I wonder what we can do to cheer everybody up a bit. I thought that the election across the pond may help but the general view seems to be, 'nice man but I bet it won't change a bloody thing'. I am therefore issuing a challenge: try to post something amusing or inspiring which will give us all a lift in these grim post-crash, pre-Christmas days...that's right let's all think positive shall we.
O bollocks to this shitting w
Thursday, November 06, 2008
*On the first Specials album good song.
P.S. There is a stupid man on woman's hour saying there are no female bloggers and giving that stupid woman, who moved up North and thinks she deserves a medal, another bloody namecheck. Now some stupid woman is mentioning blogs that are useful............useful nobody told me they were supposed to be useful
Thursday, October 16, 2008
1. Put your ipod on shuffle
2. For each question press the next button to get your answer.
3. Don't cheat
What would best describe your personality?
Lady Madonna - The Beatles
What do you like in a girl/guy?
Brass Buttons - Gram Parsons
How do you feel today?
Learning To Fly - Pink Floyd
What's your life's purpose?
Reach Out I'll Be There - The Four Tops
What's your motto?
Never Can Say Goodbye -The Communards
What do your friends think of you?
Fido, Your Leash is Too Long - The Magnetic Fields
What is your life story?
What Can I Do? - Antony and the Johnsons
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bright College Days - Tom Lehrer
What do strangers think of you?
Karma Police - Radiohead
How's your love life?
Goodbye to Love - The Carpenters
What will they play at your funeral?
Picture This - Blondie
What's your biggest secret?
These Boots are Made for Walking - Nancy Sinatra
What do you think of your friends?
Everybody Knows (Except You) - Divine Comedy
What song do you listen to when you are sad?
Decatur - Sufjan Stevens
Not a Crime - Gogol Bordello
What's your signature karaoke song?
Justified and Ancient - KLF
What is your greatest desire?
The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
How will you die?
Ther She Goes Again - The Velvet Underground
Do people secretly lust after you?
All the Way To Reno - REM
What's the best advice you will ever get?
Smokestack Lightnin' - Howlin' Wolf
Well, I'm not sure that was very enlightening although the combination of having a personality like Lady Madonna and having to 'Say Goodbye to Love' is a bit worrying.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Apropos of nothing at all, is anyone else in the world watching this, it is a bit buried in the schedules after the Billie Piper sex thing on ITV2 but has made me laugh a lot. Alan Statham was on it last week as a super villain with the power to turn off lights. They should get Cheryl on with her superpower being the ability to turn cynical old munters into softies.
*I was going to insert a lovely picture of Cheryl here but in all the ones I saw she appears to have her tits or fandango on display so I haven't bothered.