My head is so full of crap at the moment, eg
Is my blog better than my bosom(s?) or viceversa? (see billy* comments)
Who's biography features a reference to Wyndham? (see Wyndham*)
Why has patroclus morphed into a bunch of scantily clad women? (see patroclus*, it's fixed now boys no links to that sort of thing on my blog, oh no)
Should I have written a diary type thing today for some very important project? (see Mr Swipe*)
How would I address Mr Alan Sugar if I met him?** (see bluecat*)
Are we living in one of millions of parallel universes? If so is there one in which I have a stupendous bosom and a much visited and award-winning blog and feature in a biography and write my diary whilst scantily- clad and carressing Sir Alan? .......No, thought not.
* I'm bloody well linking now, I'm on a linking roll, me.
**This is unlikely unless he got sick, in which case he would probably consult someone much more eminent and expensive than me. I'm free (see Romo* comments), not a quasi-realdoc at all. (see Tim*).
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You could come over and treat my kidney stone.
I'll do that dave
*guffaws in an evil fashion*... have just realised that anyone googling 'I have a stupendous bosom' will now get me, hurrah!!
'Quasi-realdoc' - that is so cool. I'm going to call you that from now on. I think you are definitely real. And we don't mind what your bosoms are like.
I think you should go and sort out those kidney stones. Someone is calling you doc!
Quasi-realdoc - god, I love that.
When you wake up with a start at 5am thinking "ooh that's a good idea for a blog post" worry.
Good lord Billy, that happens to me every day. I do my best thinking at 5am. Not that it ever translates into stupendously good blog posts, though.
I do my best thinking while driving to/from work. I must get a voice recorder to capture the thoughts!
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