Sunday, March 04, 2007

101 Uses for a fat person's arse #1

After all my complaining about fat people, it seems they may come in useful if we are going to save the planet from global warming...... see here.

15 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

Yes, go on, pick on the fat bastards why don't you? If I ever find the manual on how to get out of my chair, I will be round to give you a piece of my mind.

Richard said...

Tescos are already reporting cases of their unleaded Bernard Manning being contaminated

ziggi said...

now find me a use for the terminally dim and my life is complete :)

Billy said...

Hurrah for fat people.

Mangonel said...

Vicus! You can spare it?

Chaucer's Bitch said...

Cool. I reckon my ass has enough fat on it to get me at least as far as Ireland.

First Nations said...

i was expecting to read that someone had converted a fatty into a trimaran hull or something.
the sad thing is, he could have avoided the whole encounter with the cannula and used A SAIL the attention craving dimmie.

Murph said...

Deputy Prime Minister?

Del said...

The solution is for the fatties to go to cold places and the size zeroists to head to the hot places. Voila, far less energy on heating and air conditioning PLUS everyone gets to hang with people who don't make them feel bad. Double trouble. The knighthood's in the post.

Chaucer's Bitch said...

where are you, realdoc? have you gone away? please come back! we miiiiiiiiiiis yoooooou.

Anonymous said...

You haven't blogged in a while...but your getting your kitchen done aren't you? Its a killer, believe me, i know how you feel, amd you mustn't let it take over your life, so BLOGGGGG AWWAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

herschelian said...

Are you ok Realdoc? your public are becoming concerned. We miss you.

Robert Swipe said...

Hello Realdoc,

I just want to join the above in hoping that you are OK. Drop us a line when you're back on the scene - I'm sure I speak for all my lot in saying that we've missed you and we all hope you are well.

I've just had the enormous pleasure of listening to your first two podcasts - sorry it took so long, you know what it;s like I'm sure...the work of an interntaionally renowned blog artiste is *never* done...

Seriously, I don't think I've enjoyed a podcast as much as your first one. I loved every track on that - NYD, Neil Hannon, bit of Stax, moody Thin Lizzy cover - perfect, just perfect... - and if it weren't for the fact that they make those DAB ones so small nowadays, with all the sticky-uppy buttons and stuff on the top, I'd say you should definitely be on the radio...

Yours is a lovely, engaging voice and I really hope you do many more casts in future. I certainly won't let them go unlistened for as long next time.

I saw SLF at Hammersmith Odeon in about 1979, around the time of the Tin Soldiers LP. I've always had a lot of time for them and it was very touching to hear your introduction (and reaction) to AU.

Speak soon and lots of L.U.V. on ya,


Bob

LC said...

All the fat people I know say that no matter how much they diet and excercise, they can't lose weight. Logically, therefore, their bodies are somehow creating free energy.

Excercise requires energy, and if their body fat is not being converted into that energy or the energy isn't coming from dozens of pies, as they claim, then the only other alternative is that against all known laws of nature, their bodies are making energy out of nothing.

So, all we need to do to is hook their arses up to the national grid and we've got unlimited free energy with no carbon emmisions.

Hurray for fatties!

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