tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post2669467930933089609..comments2023-08-08T11:27:42.386+01:00Comments on Menke's Kinky Hair: From the sublime...realdochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02084002807834145023noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-36514532716713086962006-11-15T18:13:00.000+00:002006-11-15T18:13:00.000+00:00Herschelian - backfired! Tee hee hee hee!Herschelian - backfired! Tee hee hee hee!Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15941917503687179585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-13068854671563890922006-11-15T18:00:00.000+00:002006-11-15T18:00:00.000+00:00Although Jackass is blamed, anal fireworks have be...Although Jackass is blamed, anal fireworks have been around as a stunt for many years before thta programme. I've seen anal fireworks on alternative stand-up comedy acts (they didn't use rockets - generally sparkler type things).llewtrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06056744147599140057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-7134014132869775102006-11-15T16:19:00.000+00:002006-11-15T16:19:00.000+00:00I think he may have got the idea from the popular ...I think he may have got the idea from the popular prankster show 'Jackass'. <br />The potential for 'rogering' his internal organs, reproductive or otherwise, is pretty high. Anyway girls don't make passes at boys who wear colostomy bags....generally...in my experience.<br /><br />Love the Darwins by the way, in fact I may put up a notice about it in the surgery in case some of my patients would like to enter.realdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084002807834145023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-73202960835942583252006-11-15T13:49:00.000+00:002006-11-15T13:49:00.000+00:00Sounds like a simple mix up to me. He'd probably s...Sounds like a simple mix up to me. He'd probably spent several minutes trying to find the blue touch paper on a suppository.Delhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10804947827499336453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-16521449867564052162006-11-15T13:16:00.000+00:002006-11-15T13:16:00.000+00:00Dave, once the stone almost reaches the exit, if y...Dave, once the stone almost reaches the exit, if you build up a good head of pee you can launch it so it pings round the urinal (try <a href="http://www.messybeast.com/dragonqueen/kidneystone.htm">the saga of my mate's kidney stone</a>).llewtrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06056744147599140057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-387465343158149502006-11-15T09:11:00.000+00:002006-11-15T09:11:00.000+00:00Chaucer's young lady clearly doesn't know down whi...Chaucer's young lady clearly doesn't know down which tubes kidney stones pass. I'm not going to attempt to launch a rocket from their eventual exit-point.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-41362747009388697912006-11-15T07:42:00.000+00:002006-11-15T07:42:00.000+00:00I think he qualifies for an "honorable mention" on...I think he qualifies for an "honorable mention" on the Darwins.llewtrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06056744147599140057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-72236850273147025222006-11-15T01:28:00.000+00:002006-11-15T01:28:00.000+00:00If he really was a member of the UK armed forces h...If he really was a member of the UK armed forces he is damned lucky that he did not fire the rocket the other way.<br /><br />(word verification) eppma - suppository for those with hare lip.Vicus Scurrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731007799031343701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-9979863964047388002006-11-15T00:39:00.000+00:002006-11-15T00:39:00.000+00:00I haven't watched Graham Norton in AGES but I did ...I haven't watched Graham Norton in AGES but I did last night, and saw the video taken on a 'friend's' phone camera. D'ye think there's any chance this little episode will reached his necessaries have totalled his reproductive system? Do we want this man to reproduce? I think not. Do you actually have to die to be awarded a <a href="http://www.darwinawards.com/"><br />Darwin?</a>Mangonelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05674752753786940378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-14629962583461409912006-11-14T22:56:00.000+00:002006-11-14T22:56:00.000+00:00Can't believe I didn't get the Germaine Greer one ...Can't believe I didn't get the Germaine Greer one on your quiz - what a disgrace but did you know that she signs her name with a little heart with wings on it - anyway that made me smileAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-67880483545463178822006-11-14T22:20:00.000+00:002006-11-14T22:20:00.000+00:00Wow. What was he thinking — that he could fart it...Wow. What was he thinking — that he could fart it out?Valerie Policharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06235536374093188620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-73240576177050509582006-11-14T21:18:00.000+00:002006-11-14T21:18:00.000+00:00the spacial arrangement of those images is rather ...the spacial arrangement of those images is rather suggestive. have you been hanging out with Dave lately?Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-90172820315024340042006-11-14T19:35:00.000+00:002006-11-14T19:35:00.000+00:00Tee-hee - I posted this over on the Snopes Crash &...Tee-hee - I posted this over on the <a href="http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/97/t/000574/p/1.html">Snopes Crash & Burn</a>forum a few days ago (there's a link to the video of the incident on there). Cue jokes about "ring of fire" "rump roast" and "rectum - damn near killed 'em" etc and suggestions for safety warnings about "not designed to be fired from the bum".llewtrahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06056744147599140057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32468080.post-12000110970725085042006-11-14T16:56:00.000+00:002006-11-14T16:56:00.000+00:00Apparently the young man was a squaddie recently r...Apparently the young man was a squaddie recently returned from Iraq who thought the neighbourhood firework party was "boring" and that if he mooned with a rocket launched from his bum it would liven things up - backfired (in the true sense of the word). I'm just amazed that this legislatively addicted government havn't rushed out a new law.herschelianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17414522582684680371noreply@blogger.com